Arthur "People Your Age Are Old" Birthday Card

A brutal truth, delivered by a childhood icon. The Arthur “People Your Age Are Old” Birthday Card is the perfect mix of nostalgia and savagery. Featuring a retro 90’s pop culture reference everyone recognizes, this card is ideal for roasting your friends, siblings, or anyone who claims they’re “still young.”

Printed with a vintage-inspired feel, it’s funny, slightly unhinged, and guaranteed to get a laugh (or a dramatic sigh). Perfect for fans of 90s cartoons, ironic humor, and birthdays that deserve a little chaos.

Details:

• Retro 90’s pop culture–inspired birthday card

• Features Arthur with the iconic “People Your Age Are Old” message

• Blank inside for your own unfiltered note

• Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers & millennials aging gracefully

• Great gift add-on or standalone card

Because nothing says “happy birthday” like emotional damage from Arthur.

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• A2 size: 4.25" x 5.5"
• Each card is blank inside, printed on white cardstock and paired with a kraft envelope & a cellophane sleeve.